Global Warning
Published by Ninth Stage August 26th, 2006 in Culture, Science & Technology.Global warming is a train out to flatten your tearful grandchild - unless we do something about the increased energy output of the sun.
Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
Global warming is a train out to flatten your tearful grandchild - unless we do something about the increased energy output of the sun.
I’m still worried about swine flu and the heterosexual AIDS epidemic that were supposed to kill us all.
The train can wait…
Gotta do something about the sun - I know, put all the robots on earth on a remote island and have them all vent their gasses straight up, like a rocket motor, to move us a little farther away from the sun. That’ll do it for sure, I saw it on T.V.
BRILLIANT!
I’ll call algore immediately!
Wasn’t algore in that Futurama episode?
Oh yeah, it was the nasty part. It was algore’s head.