PDB Picks Fights
Published by Ninth Stage October 18th, 2006 in Bread of Life, Guns, Heh!.PDB, the world’s most famous video rental store proprieter, is dissing non-Budweiser drinkers and 9mm AR owners. So my minions, the task today is go forth and slap Mr. B. around a bit in his comment section.
Step 3: profit!
Let’s see, Step one Alienate beer drinkers with a different brew preference than you (lose 49% of the market). Step two alienate underpowered rifle afficionados (lose 1% of the market). What niche are you targeting?
I don’t think I’ll invest based on your biz plan. Please revise and forward new plan.
Don’t forget Canadians. I’ve got the Canadian-baiting market all but sewn up. Then step 3: profit!
I’d invest in that! You being an ex-Ccanuck and all, I expect you know what you’re doing there.