Ninth Stage

Tracy Schario, spokeswoman for George Washington University in Washington, D.C. said, “We do not allow weapons on campus for the safety and security of our student body and faculty.”

I keep reading statements like this and they never sound complete. They’re leaving off the reasons they do allow guns on campus, “We only allow weapons on campus for murder and mayhem.”

Here is what Schario meant: “We do not allow weapons on campus for the safety and security of our student body and faculty, we only allow weapons on campus for murder and mayhem.”

From Fox.