Ninth Stage

These ads are unfair and deceptive because they suggest to the consumer that the purchase of a fire extinguisher is an effective means of providing for self and family fire-protection without warning the consumer that the introduction of a fire extinguisher into the home actually places the home’s occupants at an increased risk of death by fire.

The bold in the quote above are my changes to this Brady whine.

Remember when you need a Fireman right now, help is only minutes away.

Via Joe Huffman who dissects the real petition.