Ninth Stage

Party like it’s 1976.

When Obama got his start, I swear I heard him say, “I am the new J.C., I am the one.”  Somehow this got translated into him being the Obamessiah.  Sometimes it seems that I’m the only one who knows what he meant.  He was not proclaiming a second coming, Obama was declaring himself the new [...]

Am I comparing Barack Obama to the KKK?  Why yes, I am.  You see, Obama and the KKK want to keep guns out of the hands of the lower classes.  The only argument between them is where to draw the line.
Funny thing is, Obama has three quarters of the KKK/neonazi/white supremacist vote.  Why not?  They’re [...]

There was a time when I too was embarrassed by my middle name. My middle named has always sounded foreign to me as, until I entered public school, I’d been blissfully unaware of it’s existence. In High School I was further embarrassed by my middle name as it is one of a myriad [...]

59% Would Vote to Replace Entire Congress
I wonder what percentage would vote to line them all up against a wall…
UPDATE: Kevin beat me to it and, of course, does a better job.

Emphasis on Lying.  The Daily Stupid, with no evidence, and before the debate, tries to spin for Joe “Gaff-O-Matic” Biden.

Joe spanks hard. Ouch!

$700 Billion dollars for big foolish corporations is kinda annoying.  Remember, these corporations “pay the bills” for a lot of politicians, if you know what I mean (wink wink).  The proplem for the pols is that $700 billion is a lot of money to divert from its correct purpose, that is, buying votes.
Kinda puts the [...]

So The Antlantic hired a photographer who is famous for photo-shopping photographs of crying babies and monkeys to photograph McCain.  She then deceived the candidate by taking unflattering images.  She bragged about the deception and showed off her photoshop prowess on the images of McCain.  Sweet.
Hiring her to photograph Obama though would be biased.  See, [...]

The Palin choice gives a lot of people in the freedom wing of national politics an excuse, or maybe emotional cover, to vote for the despised McCain. The choice also relaxes those same people to express the secret hopes we all harbor: Palin + Heart Attack, 2008.
If god in his heavens cared about U.S. [...]

Found at Ace of Spades via Inoperable Terran.

for President.

“But we cannot, and will not, abandon the values of our most valuable and precious republican base. I speak of course of the NRA. <clunk clank-clunk chunk zip-chunk>”
Via Kevin Baker.

that Clayton Cramer does not win the primary against incumbent Corder. I wish it were otherwise and it may be that the morning light surprises me. I hope so.

Ever wonder why the self selected political class in the western world wants you disarmed, even from knives? It’s so when they tell you to spread your cheeks, the only possible answer can be how wide?
Every adult should be forced(*) to use a ‘carbon ration card’ when they pay for petrol, airline tickets or [...]

I do not believe you’re going to teach anyone a “lesson” by sitting this one out or writing in Fred Thompson or Sunny Lucas. I believe that way too many people are ignoring the forest for the trees and that in doing so, they’re going to have a hand in electing Obama.
- Rachel Lucas
Silly girl. [...]

I have a tip for the Chicago Police Department (Anti-Gun Enforcement:(877) CPD-GUNS/(877) 273-4867) about a man with a cache of arms. This arsenal belonging to Richard Mell includes powerful banned automatic handguns. Mell is ,obviously, armed is also powerful, and well connected. I highly recommend using SWAT and a dynamic entry team [...]

No one should run for office this year as a Republican who doesn’t have to.
- Megan McArdle
McCain will have zero coattails.

Metrosexuals need their “me time.” That’s why.

I believe we can achieve a fair society by taking away your house and giving it to someone else. I disagree. It is my house. Then let us agree to give away half of your house. Compromise! But that is not a compromise. You have taken half my house. We have compromised on your behalf [...]

Stealing stuff from Kevin and Sean.

I like Cthulhu’s foreign policy of killing everyone and consuming everything, but I don’t agree with his domestic policy of killing everyone and consuming everything. Still better than Hillary. - “Sean”